The Aperture Army

Join the Aperture Army to defend Science.
All new personel will recieve and ar2, a portal gun, and some combustible lemons.
Also, as a recruiting bonus, new personel will recieve a slice of cake.
If you join, feel free to use our tag [APAR] to help recruit members into the group.

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Gabbro

10 October, 2015 - rrrgi | 0 Comments

Gabbro is an igneous, intrusive rock. Though gabbro is it's own rock, the term "gabbro" can be used for rock of similiar composition. Gabbro also can become many different metamorphic rocks, if it is put under correct heat and pressure which is very likely due to the fact that it forms underground exclusively.

Tomato

7 July, 2013 - rrrgi | 0 Comments

Tomato's are red, yummy, and tasty.
-Me

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rrrgi 19 Dec, 2014 @ 7:49am

Everyone we gotta step it up!! You're too slow!! That's no good!!

rrrgi 26 Oct, 2013 @ 7:01pm

Like I said before we don't need new members we have love, compassion and a huge boner. Am I right guys? Or am I right?

Bio88Genetics 1 Oct, 2013 @ 8:57am

There is no love or compassion. There is no entrance or exit. It's just us... and the lab. We love you, Science.

rrrgi 7 Jul, 2013 @ 6:04am

Everyone it doesnt matter how many of us "Super Cool Apeture Awesome Cool Dude Buddies" we have, just matter if we have love and compassion.

Haruko 28 Feb, 2013 @ 4:16am

Reminder for all test subjects: We do not pay attention to any suggest in the test suggestion box about less letal turrets. If you dont want your cake or if you dont like science.... There is a good new for that and a bad new.... The bad one is you're fired... The good one is that we have a better test: Test the exit door...
-Corporal BluFox HeartFire

The Dude 27 Feb, 2013 @ 7:15pm

Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired.
-Our Leader Cave Johnson

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