The patriots, the unsung heros of our great country:

We are Americans. We despise slugs. Why, you may ask, do we hate slugs oh so deeply and passionately? Simple: we are Americans, and these filthy slugs are invading our sinks. These slimy bastards are stealing our crumbs right out of homes in the cover of darkness. Those flakes of food are ours, and we will not tolerate any sort of dirty gastropod mollusk to engage in the cardinal sin of theft. Join our group to join our cause: exterminate all slugs in sinks