Headline: Kourva is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and info

The following event took place around 10PM, +1 GMT the 27th of January 2012. I was playing Saigns' TF2 servers on my premium account as usual, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ up, laughing at the poorfags without a premium overpowered account, when all of a sudden I realise most of my frequent deaths are caused by a single player, which is odd because the opposite team had around 15 players. I started to investigate and discovered a cowardly player named Kourva. The map was Hightower and Kourva was camping inside the safe area as a demoman, shooting pills for brief moments as the door opened, at targeted locations giving him an advantage. My ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ass alarm went off and I decided to target him. But despite my infinite invisibility, infinite successive soda popper, 4 sentries and invisible sniper God powers, I couldn't kill him. All because that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ decided to run into the safe area to heal as soon as an enemy approached or he took damage. I killed him a couple times, he killed me a tenfold of times, and by the 3rd hour, the round ended. When the round ended, that smug ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ posted "hahahaha" in the chat, clearly revealing how much of a russian KGB ♥♥♥♥♥♥ he truly was. I instantly replied "♥♥♥♥ U KOURVA U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥" in which I expected his response to be "Fine, I'm a terrible poerson, I submit and will suck your ♥♥♥♥ by your command". But he didn't reply at all, what an arrogant ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyways, the next round, the teams scrambled and I ended up on red, he on Blue. It's slightly harder to pull this off on blue. The obstacles are identical, but the blue color looks nasty. So he decided to instead camp in Engineer nests to further prove how much of a coward ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ KGB ♥♥♥♥ he was. Around 20 minutes in, I called the police.

The end. And I'm not mad just cuz I'm feeling very angry and upset and might have cried and called the police.