We are pilots of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

They seem to be cool guys. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited them to my house for a csgo lan party. They said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting them in real life.
When they arrived at my house, they pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched them and then 1 tapped them. Turns out they were gay. Don't trust those guys.