We're the best clan ever.

+WARNING: This description is the best descrption for any clan you have ever read. Even your own clan that isn't as good as this one; I applaud you for trying though. Just kidding, that would be like applauding a crippled kid for "doing his best." No matter how hard your clan tries, their "best" just won't be as good as ours. So if you're worried your little pony-fantasy of halfway-adequate life is too fragile to get raped here and now, go back to the kitchen and make me a roast beef sandwhich, woman.

We are good. Really good. Times 3. If one of us is on your team, be happy, because you'll probably freakin win. Our group picture is of a bidet. Nonetheless, one that I have used myself. In Japan. I've obliterated bathrooms and lives across the world. I don't care if you have a problem with it, it's sick. It sorta has a dual meaning; 1) We'll be the clan wiping your butt after each round. 2) Who doesn't like a nice, high-quality bidet? Likewise, who wouldn't like to have us on their team? I've pretty much just scrambled your face and handed it to you on a gold platter for wishing you could be in this clan. Invites only; you need to have a mic and you need to be the best player in the world. Even better than yourself. Oh, and you have to put an "E." at the beginning of your player name to be in my group. Or at the end of your name. Somewhere in your name there has to be an "E." Actually, you don't have to put an "E." in your name. But the first 2 rules still apply. Just make sure your name isn't only "E." Because that's my name. And you're not me, you just want to be. It's our tag. Tags are cool, and so are we; that's why we conform to using tags. Tag cologne, on the other hand, is horrible. As is any cologne under $60. Quit trying to impress the girls you know you aren't getting, and throw away your tag/axe deodorant/cologne/body spray/toothpaste. Maybe then you'll have another shot with your mom; don't get your hopes up too high though; even she might give up on you. I am the player of the week, each week, unless I decide otherwise, because without me, I wouldn't be here. By extension, without me, YOU wouldn't be here, so go eat a pansy you vegan jew. Our motto, "What is this? Amateur Hour?!" User discretion is advised. P.S. Don't put "E." in your name. That's just stupid. Our tag is, "{A.H}". Add it.