Our Chicken who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name.
Thy chicken-kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth, as it is in hen-coop.
Give us today our daily chicken food.
And forgive us our trespasses.
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil chicken-haters.
For Thine is the chicken-kingdom,
The power and the glory,
Forever,
Amen