May He watch over us as we exit this holiday period and enter a time of darkness and fear. May He guide us through Yearly Exams and School as if He were Prime Possum or Big Dog guiding us to bed. Freeman Forbid He guide us as if He were The Workers, and let us shed a tear for those Workers who made us cry many a time before Now.

By morning the Oven had brought the Warm Bread; it invaded all Canteen and settled down in every area of the bench in great lots of three. Never before had there been such a plague of Warm Bread, nor will there ever be again. It covered all the benchtop until it was silver with aluminium foil. It warmed all that was left after Recess—everything cooking in the Ovens and the food on the bench. No Garlic Bread remained on bench or Oven in all the land of Canteen.

The Great Party celebrating His True Birthday was a success. Now Liam will pay money.

Dullings 27:5-6
Better is a sparkly hat
than non-sparkly not hats.
Faithful are the flames of a bunsen;
profuse are the hugs of a Ryan.

Freemen.

It is hard to contain your excitement, I know, but the Great Party falls on Monday 2nd June 2014. This day is nearly upon us!

The Party will not only allow us to partake in the English Convalescence but will celebrate Scotty's True Birthday! Nothing will beat the look on His face when He thinks he has escaped celebrations. He will come to us and begin to say that we have missed His True Birthday, and then we will share with him the True Meaning of Joy and Friendliness!

Never before has Scotty felt the Not-Illegal-Teacher-Student-Platonic-Bond that fuels those such as The Great Gaz and O'Briens 1 and 2; with cake so liberal who can deny such bonds as these?

All those who wish sign the Card, and all those who are Liam give us our money it's like twenty cents you tight-ass just cough it up already IT'S LITERALLY 20 CENTS IT'S NOT MUCH YOU HAVE A JOB. THIS IS A PERSON'S JOY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. IT MAY NOT BE CUSTARD BUT IT WILL FILL YOUR TUMTUM WITH JUST AS MANY OR MORE FUZZIES. GOD. YOU ARE EVEN CHEAPER THAN ME. also don't literally cough it up bc you're sick as hell and that's pretty yuck + contagious and don't you dare chuck a christian on any of us because COUGHING into PEOPLE'S MOUTHS is GROSS and YUCK. idk what they teach them in england but that ain't good anyway as far as I'm concerned.

Praise Scotty!

Freemen.

As His long service leave progresses, the emptier we feel without Scotty's gracious presence. We have so far withstood the test of our faith for Him, yet many students have almost cracked under the pressure of the Condom one. Although much yoghurt was made, trouble has also reared its head. Hidden laptops were tucked away as Rhys used it even when it was invisible, and drink bottles were confiscated even when the liquid inside was water. Indeed, these are tough times, and there are some tough times ahead of us.

But forget not Board 31:24 -

Be strong, and let your assignments go well,
all you who wait for Scotty!

Steak for all when He makes His grand return once more,

Freemen.