THE OFFICIAL STEAM FBI EXTRAVAGANZA

Hey YOU. Yes YOU! You are the only one who can see this. You have been hand-picked to be recruited by the FBI. If you are reading this, congratulations- you have passed your initiation as an in-field operative agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. A few things to know:

The FBI is the domestic intelligence and security service of the United States, which also serves as the nation's prime Federal law enforcement organization.


Don't break the rules.


Osama sux


COOL CLOCK, AHMED.

We deal with domestic terrorism and local bomb threats across the U.S.

If you see a masked man, report him to your superiors immediately.

Potluck every Sunday @ 5 PM EST; donuts and milk everyday in the Pentagon from 4-11 AM EST.

We work closely with the CIA (RIP Bill Wilson, dear friend, officer, and big guy). Expect to get cozy with the CIA operatives in your locale. You can request a transfer at https://www.cia.gov/index.html

Above all, keep this group confidential.

CLOCK'S TICKING. FACILITY COMPROMISED. END OF LINE.