What are the Mildly Amusing Trolls

Legend has it that the Mildly Amusing Trolls trained deep in the fires of IRC. That their time there has changed them into something truly unholy. Their powers are limitless and beyond the realm of imagination. Few have encountered these immortals; fewer still have lived to tell the tale.


Dudefella
Thought to be the eldest of all the Mildly Amusing Trolls. A tale is told of how he uses his immense wealth to torment the mortal beings; throwing riches into the wind. But for those who use the riches find themselves trapped in a never ending torment.

Level: Expert
Last Seen: Driving a Lamborghini Gallardo

Savian
Rumour has it he was once a man who walked among the mortals. But after losing the love of his life he abandonned his peasent ways in search of power. His ability is thought to be luring mortals into MMORPG before abandoning them to fend for themselves.

Level: Intermediate
Last Seen: Leaving Dromund Kaas

Lithium
Little is known about this immortal being. Some say he was disgraced and forced to leave a far off land; that his ID was bought as he tried to live among the the mortals. A castaway, wanted by no one he leapt from a plane only to survive by landing on a blimp; he took solace in his solitude and rose among the immortals.

Level: Intermediate
Last Seen: Paraguay

Conquee
Thought to be one of the youngest among the immortals, he was once named after a great leader. Unfortunately his time in the mortal realm came to an end during a skirmish with a butterfly. Relegated to the depths of torments, he rose again among the Mildly Amusing Trolls.

Level: Beginner
Last Seen: Deep in the Dire jungle

Meow
Many scholars debate where this legendary immortal even exists. Even the gods are rumoured to fear the Grand Master of the Mildly Amusing Trolls. Some have said he walks among the immortals slipping in and out of view, causing chaos as he goes. Others have said he travels through time, altering the world as he sees fit. The only thing that's truly known is he is worshipped by all of the immortals.

Level: Grand Master
Last Seen: On the set of a 007 movie. No one knows which one.