Sending Ashen Ones to the Moon and Back!*

If so, you have come to the right place.

Chance is, if you are reading this you have already had a test run of our signiture launch sequence. Here at Zweihander Space Program Industries, we believe in equal oportunities for all to experience the thrill of being launched into space, we expect all members to do their part in testing our method, so get out there recruit!

*does not actually send you to the moon, just a few feet into the air. We're working on better propulsion systems.