All about the Zeboomwhap

The official creation of the ZEBOOMWHAP steam group. If you are present in said group you have officially succeeded in life, and shall join though in the heaven. Without joining this group you have doomed yourself to eternal damnation and shall burn in HELL with the rest of the living people who have not joined this steam group when the world ends. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. Join ZEBOOMWHAP and you will rise with the rest and become glorious among those who have accepted ZEBOOMWHAP as their one and only savior. If anyone sins in that he hears a public adjuration to testify, and though he is a witness, whether he has seen or come to know the matter, yet does not speak, he shall bear his iniquity. Accept your mistakes in not joining ZEBOOMWHAP upon creation and join others among the faithful who shall persevere in in their life after death.