If you work, you jerk, and you twerk, and you do that seven days a week, that's- you're gonna have a good life

Yeah I bet you think 300$ is a lot of money huh kid. LOL these gloves were cheap kid. You're saying I'm fat? Jokes on you, I have a made who cooks and cleans for me AND has a higher net worth. Yeah that's what I thought kiddo. Maybe one day you can hope to be as handsome and successful as me. Look, it's all about commitment. 6-10 hours a day is a good start. I'll have you know I played in CAL-P with all the elite players. Received quite a few death threats back in my day mhmm yes sir I did! You're nobody, just a turbonoob struggling to leave silver, please stop talking to me. Back in 1.6 it was the wild west out there. You had to savage. HUNGRY. You GO kiddos know nothing about the real GRIND we had to go through.

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Some Ground Rules

4 October, 2021 - Zen | 0 Comments

1. You must show up to training for at least 6-10 hours a day
2. If you weren't even in CAL-P, forget it and leave
3. NEVER force buy on second round
4. If you were in CAL-I and your name is Nuka you are probably bad
5. Analyze the skill of the players on the enemy team based on their performance during the warmup
6. Remember we do it the way it was done back then, send enemy players death threats like the good old days

That's all for now, we will continue to expand upon these rules as time goes on, we are a competitive group of players who don't think $300 is a lot of money AND have a maid.