Simp Police©

We are the Simp Police

Rule number 1: No Simping allowed on duty.

Rule number 2: U can only play with negev while on duty. If this is not possible due money problems, u can buy dual berettas.

Rule number 3: Always help out your fellow police man.

Rule number 4: If your name is max, forget it.

Rule number 5: Team up to kill the tryhard simps.

Rule number 6: Police womans need to have an ass bigger than 102 cm.

Rule number 7: When the money low, u can only buy pp bizon or p90.

Rule number 8: When the money high, u can buy autosniper or m249.

Rule number 9: Always respect (your fellow) police man.

Rule number 10: When on duty, it's not allowed to talk to woman, unless they are in your police squad.

Only the police chiefs can disobey these rules.



1. 30 sec of negev spraying in the face.
2. 2 months of not ''touching yourself'', yes u read that right.
3. 45 seconds in jail with Sufjan.