The year is 2022, Kanye is making his inauguration speech, he introduces himself to the masses, yeezy statues either side of the podium, he sips some water, clears his throat and continues to speak. "Us Americans find difficulty in seeing the hang ups we have today, These bars will unite this nation. Watch this some shit go, he clears his throat one more time and a beat starts to play, the politicians start to sweat, his record label gets nervous, he opens his mouth, then he starts to sing. "Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop"

The crowd looks on in confusion, as the 46th President of the United States gives one of the most historically glorifying open speeches ever heard, Kanye learns in toward the mic and says "Thank you for coming to my inauguration" and he leaves the stage.

The American people, having no idea what to expect next.