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My Apology Letter

14 May, 2018 - Digby GiantSpear | 0 Comments

Dear Fellow Memebers,

I would like to apoligze for my leave of absence, I know I am the leader of this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I need to be here to give you guys announcements and toothbrush advice; but I made a mistake and didn't follow my own advice...

The Wizard Squad that I was rolling with ran into some trouble like usual..

The Wizard Squad:

Mr: Digby GiantSpear

My Boi The King of Goobies: Phalunka

bErd Master: -HAWK-

and lastly and most definitely leastly

Just Dad: Jman aka Jdawg.

We were just out and about on the mean streets of New York City being a bunch of tourists while we waited for the Boss Baby premiere, Jman had been waiting years for the movie to come out, but first we had a tournament to attend.

We were going to the tournament until we saw the newspaper...Boss Baby CANCELLED which caused Jdawg to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flip out with his ♥♥♥♥ out and caused a city wide blackout which made the Avengers show up to see what was up... Jman was what was up.

The Avengers had to corral Jdawg and his Jman, so while they did that the rest of the Wizard Squad went to see what was under the Statue of Liberty's
gown dress and off we headed.

When we got there we couldn't find the secret department to gain access to the underground lair of Liberty of clan Statue. Until -HAWK- lifted up Liberty's rug and found a secret trap door which led deep into the dark crevice of her ladyness.

Down we headed lead by my young pupil Phalunka: The King Of Goobies we found some candles to light our way through the tunnels that we also found.
With the light of the candles we could see a bunch of bones in the distance but that didn't stop us. While we were finding our way through the tunnels we could hear the battle the Avengers were having with Jman and his Jdawg but then..

DISASTER STRIKES!

The force of the Avengers and Jdawgs battle caused the tunnels to IMPLODE on us which split The Wizard Squad up, it was just Phalunka and I, -HAWK- was now on his own lost to find his way..

Then the bones off in the distance started rattling.. the tunnel implosion must've woke something... as The King and I approached we could see the bones attaching together...

So we ran and we ran and we ran and we ran until we saw something glowing in the distance, Mr Goob thought we should head towards it. but I wasn't so sure.. It could've been more bones playing a trick on us, but I trusted The King. As we approached we could hear someone's voice, the closer we got the more it started to sound like -HAWK- and sure enough when we turned the corner we saw him... he was begging for his life...he was begging to...

THANOS

-HAWK- must've found an Infinity Stone down in the crevices and Thanos wanted it, but -HAWK- wouldn't give it up because it was his favorite color...

So, Thanos killed him. Right in front of us. Stabbed him in the gut with his favorite toothbrush.Phalunka couldn't help himself and let out a loud shriek and yelled to Thanos

"GIHUMAN KO ANG TANANG MINORIDAD IKAW MAHIBALO!"

This just made Thanos mad, he picked Phalunka up and threw him through the ceiling back into the mean streets of New York,

I climbed up after him yelling for The King to walk it off.

But he didn't...

When I got up there all I saw were bodies of my comrades, The Avengers and The Wizard Squad along with Jdawgs Jman dead on the ground and Thanos had the gauntlet.. he could now control the universes toothbrush supply.

Except..

He didn't know about my secret toothbrush technology I got while I was in
Jerusalem!

I knew it was finally my time to shine, to get out of fairy league. I prepared to meet Thanos in open combat 1 on 1 in The Gobbler King's Castle, this would be the end.

I wait

And then he shows Gauntlet on with full armour, he was kitted up, ready to fight.

I think of all my peers that have fallen and with all my emotion I yell at him "
ԴՈՒՔ ԿՈՎԱՐԴ եւ ԳԱՅԵՔ" and reach into my pocket for my toothbrush..

BUT WAIT...

It's not there!

I must've forgot it at home! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jman was suppose to remind me to grab it! That rat bastard!

So Thanos laughs and impales me with all the other toothbrushes from my fallen allies.

Wheres Boss Baby when you need him...

And now I sit here typing this for all of my fellow memebers as a warning to NOT FORGET YOUR DAMN TOOTHERBRUSH! DO NOT LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!

This is the end guys, I'm starting to not feel so good
Digby G signing out this ♥♥♥♥♥.

I Let My Fellow Memebers Down

23 February, 2017 - Digby GiantSpear | 0 Comments

At our last Lan tournament in The North Pole my fellow Memebers of Clan Small Weenie; Phalunka(Meme), HAWK(whatever his fuccboi name is), oPerro(DEUS), and myself El Infinado(going by Dan The Man Who Owns A Clan) were ambushed by a bunch of elves, reindeer, penguins, polar bears, and ♥♥♥♥, they knocked us all out and took us too meet their leader.

We woke with our butts sore because we sat on our toothbrushes Gaddafi style the whole trip there, and then we heard footsteps heading our way, it sounded like boots, then..we heard him... Ho Ho Ho.. you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ we couldn't believe it.

It Was Santa of Clan Claus who was the leader of the Claus Clan who was led by Claus, Santa, makes sense. Him and his fellow Clanbois Rudolph of Red Nose, Frosty of Frozen(letitgo) Snowman, and The Grinch crowded around us ♥♥♥♥♥ out and all Negan Style.

They wanted a sacrifice to the King Gobbler someone sweet and innocent with a nice bum, so with my quick thinking I pushed oPerro(DEUS) down in front of their feet, it was for the good of the clan. Mr.Santa said he was a good choice as he caressed oPerros lovely innocent kid gay face. oPerro was not a fan however; he kicked and scream like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tarded up ♥♥♥♥♥♥ while the rest of my fellow memebers were like "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up."

So, For the next 17 fortnights and 13 days The Claus Clan gave ol' Perroboi the time of his life(HEDIDCHORES) while the rest of Clan Small Weenie were left in a shack forced to make toys for the orphans, and everynight we heard oPerro scream out " hhhhHHHHhhhhHHhhhoooOOOooOOOoo yeEEAAhhHH" just like that.

We had to come up with a plan to get out of there because HAWK(even tho he's daddy) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates kids, so Phalunka our in-game leader came up with a new strat where we all take off our left sock and give them to another memeber to wear because it was chilly outside, I got HAWKs smelly sock take a bath you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. So, After that we all stand up and then sit back down because that strat was awful, but then HAWK gets a bright idea! If we tickle the guard when he comes back to give us our dinner we could take his keys!

Genius! HAWK is a good boi.

We get the keys and we leave the shack to go rescue oPerro!

Then disaster strikes! After we get to oPerro's cell he isn't there!

So, we left.

TO GO TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KING GOBBLERS NEW CASTLE IN THE POLELANDS SPHEREICAL PALACE

THERE WE FIND HIM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RITUAL OF THE SACRIFICE TO EAT POOR PERRO!

PHALUNKA YELLS OUT "ผมเป็นเกย์" TO GET HIS ATTENTION! Which works! Mr.Gobbler King is like wTF? Say that again! So, Phalunka is like "
ผมเป็นเกย์ you little ♥♥♥♥♥"

The King Gobbler isn't having any of that so he challenges Phalunka to a 1v1 in Kroktopia loser gets exiled to Spain for a Week and oPerro dies if Phalunka loses!! Well Phalunka is like "Ok cool!"

They then battle it out for 20 minutes, both low on cards! Phalunka down to his last treasure card you guessed it! It's a Gobbie! So, Phalunka uses it and success! No Fizzle! The Goobie walks over to the Gobbler King pulls down his trousers to ♥♥♥♥ all over him but then he does a quick 180 and ♥♥♥♥♥ on Phalunka!

"♥♥♥♥! He's Dead!" Hawk that little cutie smellyboi says!

And he was! We lost and Phalunka got exiled to Spain for a week and oPerro is alive and well :(

Moral of the story is Phalunka, I hope you brought your toothie.

BECAUSE WITHOUT IT YOUR DEAD ALWAYS BRING YOUR TOOTHERBRUSH EVERYWHERE!

INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO CLAN ONLY IF THEY HAVE TOOTHBRUSHES

WE NEED MORE MEMEBERS WE HIT OUR 50 MILESTONE AND THEN LOST IT

IDIOTS