We are back and more bastardized than ever

Our Group was born in the fires of the internet way back in 1856. We died But the group was soon re-awakened by one of the last surviving members. Listen up because the rules have changed.
I: Contrary to unpopular, nerdy, and socially retarded opinion: Friendship isn't actually Magic. But those executing it may be burned for witchcraft
II: Nothing Illegal/NSFW
III: No trolling/spamming chat, you will be kicked/banned if you do not stop.
IV: If you voice chat, keep chat civil, and keep racism/sexism/discrimination to a minimum, unless the group leader in this patriarichal society says otherwise
V: Dont spam the clan page, it will get you banned.
VI: If you're listening to music in the background, try to keep the volume as low as possible.
VII: No Promoting/Advertising other groups in our chat unless you're being some sort of facist, then it may be allowed
VIII:Starcraft II is still banned you neck beard nerds
IX: We don't talk about tampon drinking emo furry protestant pagan African Americans in this chat.
X: Don't ask about rule 10, it went on vacation and we haven't heard anything either
XI: Sorry furries/PONIS, but we find you creepy. Just don't talk about your love of the anthropomorphic/PONIS here, and we'll be fine.
XII: Screaming in chat = Permaban forever, unless its videogame related
XIII: No Administrative action can be taken against Korae or his followers, due to religious freedom.
XIV: Playing Temple Run is an immediate ban. Mentioning it is a nice Kick in the crotch.
XV: Admins have the right to completely disregard these rules, in the name of science.
XVI: Never. Ever. EVER. Question the Legitimacy of this sacred code.
XVII: Rules are retroactive. If I change them when you're talking, you're still screwed.
XVIII: If you find some kind of amusement by holding down a single key, and then posting results in the chat, you can enjoy your ban.
25: Roman Numerals look ultimately tacky except in the Chat name you scrub, Arabic is where it's at.
26: Anyone who says anything remotely positive about Israel and or Judiasm gets hit.
27: We understand your concerns over the lack of a rule 24. This is a touchy subject, that the group wouldn't like to talk about.
28: This group has officially invented time travel, and let me just tell you that the future looks grim. Amended: The end times came but theres more to come so stay tuned
29: These rules are (for the most part) horribly outdated, and anyone who cites these holds no legitimacy whatsoever.
30: NO FOOD SPOONS. PERIOD. THAT MEANS YOU, ROSA. I MEAN IT.
31: STEPHANIE YOU ARE ROSA'S DAUGHTER AND MUST CONTINUE TO PAY FOR HER CRIMES
33: Have fun, and invite your friends!