"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me" - Pythagoreas

We're the realist (realest?) original gangster hoodlum thugs on the Steam Community. We have so much cash that you might need a giraffe to count all of it. We've been known to kick it like the captain of a soccer team. We just killed your girl's ♥♥♥♥♥, you're going to have to use forensics. We have pictures of our lobster omelette. Calamari, clam cakes. We're balling like Mr. Clean. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥, you're a hoe, that's just our philosophy.

I'm going to stop here before I kill all my brain cells.