Stroking my rod, Cranking my Hog.

...the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing... what a beautiful day for Cooming. Good morning, Alix Lynx!

'been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't Coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine-gun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist ONCE AGAIN!

Hhhh! I-is that a... a female girl? H-n-nuuh... I must sniff... SNNNNNNNNNNHHHH... HNNNNN... AAAAAAhhghnh... MMMmm... OH GOD, ARRAARGHH... EUHHH, kkhh, AAAUUGH, mmmhOH ♥♥♥♥, OUUUHMMMM HHHHNN SNNFHN HNNNN sNNFH OOUURRRGHHH RRMMMMMM SHHNFFN HNNN SHHNF HNNN WWUUUUOOOO....AAAAAAAAh...

I'm...COOMING (COOM) I'm..hhnnh (COOM) COOMING (COOM) I'm...C-COOMING (COOM) I'm...(COOM) COOMING (COOMING) I'M COOMING (COOM) AAAAAAAAUUAUAAAAA (COOM) OH ♥♥♥♥, AAAUUUU, COOMING!! OOOOHHHHH AAAAAaaAAAAAAA (COOMING) NOOOOO (COOM) NOOOOaaooOOO OH ♥♥♥♥ IT'S EVERYWHERE (COOM) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...EUUUGHH, OOOOHHHH, RRHGHGNEHG

OOh ♥♥♥♥! UOOOh! Oh ♥♥♥♥! Oh jesus...gosh, oh ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥, oh ♥♥♥♥, oh...ooh...
There you are, my slippery white gift to the world. My son...I'd say...oh ♥♥♥♥...o ♥♥♥♥...Hm.

Well, time to get some breakfast. Actually a...a little Coom first wouldn't hurt...

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