ARGGGG You lot! It's been a while! and ALOT has changed.

But here is a new Youtube series of "PorkinsPlays"

Tonnes more of vids coming soon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dWclveNsUs&feature=relmfu

- Admiral Porkins

A white girl with a Booty !

RIGHT you 'orrible lot. Looks like it's halloween. So wave the Jolly Roger high !
If you are one of them lot with the Big-ass Axe from that Horseless Headless Horsemann bloke then Take it into battle. If you arnt then take a BIGGER AXE into battle, it's axes galore this week. I want the Heads of 50 enemies to roll this week.

So have a Ghastly Halloween !

Admiral Porkins

Everyone knows that in "Pirates of the Caribbean", "The Black Pearl" was the most mighty ship of all time.

Well.

We already have more crew members. AND more crew members means more Cannons and Harpoons.

SO.

MAN THE HARPOONS AND SHOW YOUR METAL!
Follow these very simple steps.

1) Add: [A.P.F] to wherever in your name you wish.
2) Join me in some games i go on and you Automatically stand a chance of becoming a second in command !!!!!!!

I already have a list of some who WILL become second in command.

So in the fine words of that yon Lazytown Wench.

YAR-HAR-FIDDLE-DEE-DEE!

This is you Admiral, Singing out.