What Would Casey Do?

Have you ever found yourself in a confrontation after which you wished that, rather than prostrating yourself in the familiar "foetal" position, you instead had the stones to replicate the actions of a one Major John Casey (of the television series 'Chuck')? The W.W.C.D group is the first step to making this dream, yes it is a dream, a reality. This group takes no responsibility to any future actions carried out by any current or future members. This group is an ideology, a concept, which does not mean you will magically possess the awesome capabilities of this most magnificent of NSA Agents. Thus the chances that you will be on the receiving end of a rather hideous beating are quite large... ah well at least you went down fighting.

The founders of this group realise that the "What Would" ethos was first ascribed to a more peaceful (sappy) and famous individual; however if you would rather not take lifestyle advice from a nappy wearing, Nazarene nancy boy, universally described as ‘meek and mild’, who managed to get himself crucified, and instead follow in the footsteps of a karate chopping, high kicking, tranquiliser administering, gun toting, emotion repressing NSA Agent then the Casey “beat the sh*t out of anyone in close proximity” doctrine is definitely a more suitable, and entertaining, option.


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Casey doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥ whether it is butter or not, as he is too busy round house kicking it down Chuck Norris' beardy throat.

It is a little known fact that Chernobyl was not a nuclear reactor, but was built as a way to convert Casey's anger into electrical power, it worked well, powering half the globe for decades, until someone tried to get Casey to open up and talk about his feelings, this ended with the aforementioned individual trying to give Casey a man hug, needless to say Casey went into meltdown.

Contrary to popular belief, the destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki was caused by Casey and Big Mike having a 'Who can body slam the rogue agent into the ground hardest' competition whilst holidaying in Japan.

Words of Wisdom from the man himself:
"It's not the best idea to give the 'it's not you it's me' speech to a trained assassin wielding a knife"

''If my primary objective wasn't to protect you, I'd kill you.''


John Casey - NBC[chuck-nbc.wikia.com]
John Casey - Wikipedia[en.wikipedia.org]
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