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Light one up for our dear BOi tommy

!!!!oFFicial winners of silver division!!!!

Here is our strats for every map:

>Get everyone to stop playing other games (difficult)
>instantly say no unrostered ringers to the other team
>change our mind and beg for unrostered ringers because someone is missing
>get in the other teams server at 9:44
>if it's our server yell at masq becuase it's always broken
>finally get our server up and start playing
>stupid other team yells at us because 9 times out of 10 it's the wrong config
>reexec while yelling at masq but then for some reason we realize it's bagels fault
>argue about whether to run full time kritz or uber
>everyone yells at each other
>finaly decide on full time kritz
>nue tells someone on the other team to drop dead
>oddish spams some binds
>metapod bombs in immediately and sometimes gets a kill
>buru is left in the dust on the flank
>kritz is popped on oddish and he misses everyone
>engie down tho
>switch to uber because we suck
>masq drops uber of course (typical)
>switch back to kritz and pop it on oddish and drop their ♥♥♥♥♥ medic
>!!!we get the point!!!
>we get all cocky cause we r all the best players in the leage but remain in silver (intentional)
>we push like deliverin baby
>their sniper kills us all caus he probly hackin like all plat snipers (confirmed)
>trees kills him cause trees probly hacks himself (confirmed)
>buru gets jealous
>don quixiote alt tabs to post on the forums
>we get second point cuz we ownin
>other team is scared dont know wat to do
>we start ♥♥♥♥ talkin
>♥♥♥ em
>stelako starts blackin out caus he playin engie
>after 13 mins on payload we cap the point
>if it koth we 3-0
>if cp we stalemate at 1-0
>on defense payload we switch to vac
>other team dont know wat to do
>we switch to kirtz and pop on oddish
>engie down
>they uber in
>roll us to last point
>we hold for 12 minutes straight on last
>win the game
>♥♥♥♥ talk tommy
>♥♥♥♥ talk on forums
>♥♥♥♥ talk tommy again
>close tf2

Forever in our hearts:

mu69: loser
chuckwagon: the teacher
abridge: the laugher
(Not A) clever man: puts up with us
SkittlesBT/voltecks: best sub ever
dj: stelako is sorry!
KillerZebra: what a cool guy
Headmagnet: miss u


!!!!!!BEST TEAM IN THE UGC DIVISION ALL OF US GOT ALL STARS.....HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIPPED COUNCIL ... GET OWNED UGC IDIOOTZ!!!!!!