Whiskey Bros. United

Alright ya hotshots. This establishment is turning into a ghost town. Are y'all still devoted whiskst passers? If so let's get the passin started and get some talkin. Who in the name of thdVirgin Mary are you and from what dammed land do you come from? Why shouldn't I put some led in ya thoughts?
Well I'll go first: Andrei but they calling me Bernnie, you see now I came from the East, the small country of Romania. Fine place I'd say. Now about trust? If ya even thinking abouf pointing that gun my way.... you won't be needing where you going!