WE ARE NOT COMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE BIG TRUCKS?

What, just because I drive a truck, you think I HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE? FUCK YOU BITCH. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DRIVE, AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS. SO WHAT I IF MY TRUCK IS A BIT BIGGER THAN YOUR TINY CAR, AND WHAT IF MY GUN IS A MINIGUN THAT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SOFA? FUCK YOU! I'M A GERDDERM AMERICAN AND I GET TO DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT!









For general information, look below as Professor Khristopher Leonardo Stradlater explains the phenomenon of large vehicles:

people with big trucks, generally have tiny penises, to compensate. So, these big trucks often go VRRM VRRM VRRM!!!!! Really loud. So if we put this into the equation

((big truck)x(2pr²)2)
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(lpenislx(base)x(height))-(attractiveness+clenliness)

Gives us the answer (s) U (v) Allow "Size Of Penis" for s
Allow "VRRM!" for v

*please note that the color of the truck, bumper stickers, decals, and plush toys tied to the front of the truck can be added to the equation if you multiply the answer of the equation by 2 and divide it by (f)
Allow "Faggatory" for f
As you can see, the loudness of the VRRM is highly based off of the attractiveness, size of the truck, and most importantnly, the length and/or/ meatiness of the penis at hand.

This handy equation is simple to calculate, and helps while on the road to tell how lucky the truck driver ahead of you is going to be.





The size of our penises:

8================================================D

Yours:

8=D

You're the one compensating. Everyone in this group is doing better than you are. We got the chicks, you got the hicks. Fuck you.

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