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I'm Wanted. I'm martian from Mars. We export Mars bar to your planet, but we found out that creaturs you guys call hordes have been sneakily stealing our bars for years, for this reason, I was ordered from Emperor of Mars to reduce numbers of these disgusting creatures. I have allied with honorable humans to destroy these thieves. Please join us! LET'S PROTECT OUR CANDY BARS!! TOGETTHEEEEER!!!
..gotta go now I think I run out of insulin..