It's not a contest, but if it was, we'd be the ultimate gentlemen.

Take it from Keanu, his sadness pays for our disrespects. Let us remember Keanu, and remind ourselves that when a naked chick that you don't know jumps on you and starts beating you up like in the book of Point Break, we shouldn't hit back, or even make sexual advances towards her! Instead we should respect that not only is she incredibly angry, but also naked, and that's alright.

Understand Keanu's burden, when faced with two doors to open, like in the book of Second Matrix, we should not choose to open one door or the other, but both, because who knows who will be waiting to use them?

That is all, Keanu's Blessings to you.

~ Jester