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You think you can get away with saying that under the underpass. Think again ye prick. As we speak, I'm contacting my secret network of spise across Livi and your address is being located right now so prepare for the shanking ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that will bleed your pathetic little thing you call your life, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead you ned. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can stab in over 7 ways, and that's just with my maw's butter knife. Not only am I extensively trained in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ unarmed combat drunk, but I have access to the entire DYT arsenal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse out of Lothian you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could've known what consequences your clever acts of vandilism and being a nuisance was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would've held your own. But you couldn't and now you're paying the price you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it, You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo