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Have you been feeling tied down lately?
Do you feel like you've been held back, full of stress and nerves?
Feeling like you'd flip out at the smallest of things?

Then you need to try our Therapeutic Auctioneering! It's a new, clever way to relieve all of your stress and anger! Therapeutic Auctioneering is scientifically proven to make all your pain and anguish go away. With a wave of a hammer, you will become as happy and optimistic as you were when you were a child!

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"50 over here, can I see a 60? 60 now, 70, 80, 90, 100! Sold to the man in a leather jacket!"