Lolrus

We are the superior race, WE Shall once take over the earth, and make everyone obbey our Bukktets. You may join our guild if you are worthy of being a Lolrus, do you think you are a lolrus? Test yourself in our strict Lolrus test camp, you will be put on the test with Physical, and Mental training, we call this training B.O.O.B, Bukket-Overwatch-Of-Bukket. As a Lolrus, you MUST protect your bukket (You also need atleast one source game, it doesn't matter if it's F2P, Including Vindictus...Yes, that runs on source engine) We fellow Lolrussszes


play Vidoe games with eachother, so we have something to do untill Father Lolrus takes over the Galaxy.

The Lolrus father's story

I lived in a lonley Zoo, just near Kazikhstan, everything wos fine, the visitors, the slaves, and even my Bukket wos still save, to be honest, the only thing i cared about was my bukket, you may ask yourself, why do i tell this story? Well, i shall tell you, on a lonley day....The slaves didn't appear to throw le Fish in my bukket, i just didn't wanna think they had something in their mind, so i just waited a couple minutes more.....But then, finally a slave showed up, with a Gas mask and a Machete, She RUSHED At my bukket and grabbed it, i yelled ''UEHFUHUHUHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE'' And took good grip on the bukket, i dived into the water with my Bukket but then, i found another slave, poiting a injector at me, i rused right at the man to throw a quick punch with my bukket at him, but it was a trick.....I got shot, with an injection needle, fell asleep, and woke up in a kind of....Jail...Thing...I thaugt i still had my bukket in my flippers, so everything would be fine, But NO, No bukket anywhere....I flipped out, and smashed my head at the walls and floor, i had so much anger in myself...I could...I could even.....I rushed at the cell's metal door locked with 90 slots, i broke it open, i saw 2 humans, i looked at them for my bukket, but no, no bukket, My Eyes turned red from the rage as i raised into the air with my telekenises powers and ate the two humans, i jammed their guns with my mind reality deformer, i looked everywhere, murdered everyone, but no bukket.....I screamed and cried in a corner, i yelled so hard from the rage, and when i knew i wouldn't find my bukket back, i grabbed a gun, pointed it at my head....But no, i didn't do it. And now, it's not for myself but for my bukket, and now i created my own order of the Lolrus, to end my eternal Suffering.....And i can die in piece, with my bukket.