Hit e for a 30% chance of receiving care.

O hai, didn't see you there. We are a bunch of medics who play normally on pub servers, but if we play on a team full of poor and irish maggots, then they will receive much grief, so screw being regular medics, we don't deserve for being treated like a bunch of hatless fools!

So, remember our "trolling" methods (not really ours, but passed on from other medics)

If people are being jerks, then:

1. Don't heal them. (durr)

2. heal them until you have 100% then stop healing him right before you get into a sentry nest or something.

3. Get a friend to join the opposing team and go spy, meet in a place where you won't be killed, then heal him, uber him, help him get to your team's sentry, etc etc.

4. If one certain person is being a jerk, then heal everyone else EXCEPT the person who has offended you skill.

5. Last but not least, heal the f*ck outta snoipahs.

Good day