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~|The Skype Gang|~
One might ask, "what in the world is The Skype Gang?"

One from The Skype Gang might answer, "♥♥♥♥♥, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, get some ♥♥♥♥♥ in your mouth, and then talk."

It's a gang. On Skype.


So seriously, who are we? We're just a bunch of hormonally-challenged adolescents who like to talk, play, and smack our ♥♥♥♥♥ on tables over Skype.

"Get ready to feel...THE THUNDER!"
-Morzo, before one of his famous ♥♥♥♥-Table-Slaps

We stick together.
-Once a cockmonger, always a cockmonger. Anything happens to one of us, and we all unzip and get ready to assist one another with our helping third hands.

We fight together.
-Morzo screams his battle cry, Sandman just screams, and we're all in the fight before you know it. Come see us on World of Warcraft, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas 2, C&C: Red Alert 3, anytime, anywhere.

We DIE together.
-That's right. Usually when we play, we just...die...so...yeah. That's pretty much that.

We don't take no ♥♥♥♥♥♥-nack from nobody.
-That's right, we actually have a ♥♥♥♥-wielding black man in our gang. So get some.

We do.
-We do WHO we want (up the ass with a ♥♥♥♥), what we want, where we want, when we want, why we want, how we want, if we want. Usually we don't want but whatever, that's a different story. Want ♥♥♥/milk? GET SOME.

~|Members|~
a lot

~|Purpose|~
who cares, we have big shlongs

~|Any Interesting Facts|~
shlong sizes are quite large

THE SKYPE GANG. You, buy, now.