We are the ones with the word one included in our gamertags, cool eh?

One might say that The Ones With One In Their Names is of swaggy origin, but it could be argued that this is not the case. The Ones With One In Their Names derived from a very classy man indeed; TheRighteousOne. The group of warriors was created in the fires of Mount One, beside a man that is once forgotten. Only one remained, The battle of the Somewhats had come to an end, and the Warrior of the Ones, TheRighteousOne, was left to tell the tale. The power of Thai Coin Dodo that enraged through his heart burned like the lava that enflamed in the creation of The Ones, and allowed him to fight like a bengal tiger with a hot spoon on his ass. After witnessing firsthand the deaths of thousands of somewhats and Ones alike, it became TheRighteousOne's one solid goal, to form a group of only the best Ones, to fight in his honour, and prevent the deaths of millions in the future. For centuries upon decades, 10 Ones were chosen at a time, only the best were to side for TheRighteousOne's shield. The rest were merely cannonfodder that had swords and ♥♥♥♥. Every day since the moment that the first 10 Ones were chosen, it has become clear that the Ones were never associated with Swag. The Ones only needed one thing; The power of TheRighteousOne to fuel their hearts, and the bengal tiger with a hot spoon on its ass to control their blades. Since that depressing and brutal era, a Golden tablet engraved by TheRighteousOne himself, carved by his own grittened teeth, was found. It reads as follows..." Forever and upon this present day, I wish to sing a man, his upmost praise, to behold and to behad, a footballer and a dad, the great power, of David Beckham!". That very Tablet of praise is used to this day as the creed of The Ones. Every fight, every battle, the Ones will always remember that script upon that tablet, and lay down their lives for the great David Beckham...

A sacred picture from the tablet: http://postimg.org/image/xqs8crdld/full/