IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING

The Knights of Elderberry are here to stand for any game that we find interesting, excting, amusing, or even slightly arousing.

I created this group to help people with video games and our group administrators have clock many hours into our associated games. We will journey forward and assist any traveler who needs our assorted skills.

We will continue to serve under the holy vow..oath..pledge..thing.
We serve the Lords of Steam so that one day we will have wenches and mead. We protect all of the land from the city of Megaton to the land of Terraria. We have scaled the mountains of Skyrim to the peak of High Hrothgar and have traveled a long way through the hallways of Aperture Science. The journeys shall continue onward because WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY and have no fear fainthearted knights for we carry the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

As the paperweight, I mean book once said;

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade on high, saying, ""O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy Mercy."" And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--"

"Skip a bit, Brother."

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No More. No Less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."


So our epic quest of adventure is here and now. I will be leaving to go watch a little boy kill monsters with his tears.