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ABOUT The King Arse Guard

The King Arse Guard is a group of noble men who serve King Arse the Cunt Slayer. Their number one task is to protect the King from the many dangers that he encounters during his divine quest to slay cunts and other evils. Being a guard means protecting the King at all costs, even if it means sacrificing your life. A guard always behaves like a gentleman, even if he is harassed by others. The key traits for a guard are Loyalty, Honor, Skill and Perseverance.

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Call to arms!

16 August, 2013 - King Arse the Cunt Slayer | 0 Comments

I bring you this news with great sadness. It appears that an army of cunts has marched on EU1 and is now sowing fear amongst its' peacefull population once again!. We have driven them out of these lands before, and so we must drive them out again. The people of EU1 stand helpless against such an invasion, and need to be saved. So men, join me in mortal combat and let us once and for all put an end to these horrors!

Signed,

King Arse

Slayer of Cunts, Son of The Thin White Duke, Saviour of Souls, Hero of the Random Plains, Wedding Planner.

The glorious story of King Arse the Cunt Slayer (Pt. 2)

29 June, 2013 - Francus | 1 Comments

Brave followers of the one true King of EU1, listen to my words! The author of the documentary about King Arse has finally released a new touching episode, in which TURK (the author) has decided to put under his light the many virtues of our glorious leader, who is always ready to put his struggles aside to avenge the death of anyone of his followers! "What is the lesson taught by this video?" some of the less bright of you might ask, well, the lesson is that our King is different from others who pretend to be rulers, for he would avenge even one of you peasants since he is a reincarnation of the devine spirt on earth! (the video can befound on YouTube, broadcast yourself, at the following link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia-ildZjuTI)