The Assorted Animals Squad

A squad of assorted animals with certain afflictions. E.g. Being from the seventies, being fancy, being into techno, being alcoholic, being wheat-intolerant, being hypoallergenic, being tyrannical and being bipolar while fully consisting of both nationalists and socialists alike.

Our deities are as follows:

Ainsley Harriott: The god of life
Adolf Hitler: The god of power
Gaberial Logan Newell: The god of creation
Christopher Poole: The god of the spurned
Augustus Amiel Wray: The god of truth
Whoopi Goldberg: The godess of tolerance
Jeffrey Albert Knaggs: The god of order
Freddie Mercury: The god of the mind

Our tenets are as follows:

Tenet 1: Never shame of what he wrought you; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Ainsley.
Tenet 2: Never have governments before us; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Adolf.
Tenet 3: Never have groups before us; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Gaben.
Tenet 4: Never betray an assorted brother; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Moot.
Tenet 5: Never lie to an assorted brother; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Gus.
Tenet 6: Never pre-judge an assorted brother; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Goldberg.
Tenet 7: Never maliciously harm an assorted brother; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Jeff.
Tenet 8: Never neglect the pursuit of enlightenment; To do so is to invoke the wrath of Freddie.

"I don't care about the pleasure, they needn't even be alive, I just enjoy the stretching." Zace Whitton (2014)

"You haven't lived until you've tasted dog ♥♥♥♥." Ellis Wilson (2013)

"Are you saying you were never hit by a pellow?" Felix Fairhall (2013)

"One time this guy was masturbating next to me." Jude Birch (2014)

"Eddie... Sex?" George Cockerell (?)

"Hm, Chilé, or as I like to call it, Chile" Eddie Cockerell (2013)

"Just like Skrillex!" Callan Brown (2013/14)