The potato is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smurf

Hello all of you in the potato patch, I'm one of the heads of the group. Many of you know me, but if you don't, I'm Jakob.
This is a quick notice that I will be leaving next Friday for a two week trip down to St. Louis and Michigan. I'm leaving my trust in AllahtheGreat and Outlaw.
Along with this, we are soon going to do our first group competition, but it will be after I get home. The idea of the competition is to see who can have the KDR in a single game. So begin finding the gun you want to use and get ready for it.