Welcome, buddies! :D

Before you read any of this, please make sure nobody is going to interrupt you while reading this. It's important
I am a dirty, no-good liar.
I have lied to you guys.
I'm don't have a sister. I'm an only child. The reason I did this was just that you guys sent me into panic mode. You were asking for my cellphone number, and it sent me into panic mode. The "rational" thing my brain thought of was to say I was sisters, to lessen your trust and.. I don't know what else it was supposed to do, when I panic I choose the first thing.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to tell you what else I've been keeping from you.
Without you guys, I probably wouldn't be standing here right now. I don't have that many friends, and the ones I do have, they've almost already moved on. I've also been yelled at, a LOT. I probably would've been a mess without you guys here. I still have dark thoughts, and I cry sometimes.
Thank you, Ninja, for letting me know that such a screw-up like me could be loved.
Thank you, Poke, for making me laugh LOTS of times.
Thank you, Glace, for teaching me that being random is kind of fun.
Thank you, for everything, and for listening.
Either you'll be mad at me, pity or be sad for me, brush it off like it's nothing, or be fine with it.
..I'm hoping it's the last one.
I'll be on a bit at the end of this, so if you need to say anything say it now.