The World's Best Sniper Corps wants YOU!

Are your boring bullets not leaving your target covered in piss? Is your back unpleasantly bare and desolate? Is your metal knife burdensome and unappealing? Do you have the urging thought that you are simply not trolling hard enough?

Fear not, young marksmen, for The World's Best Sniper Corps beckons! It is quite a fine career choice, my friend. Challenging work, outdoors, and I guarantee you'll not get headshots. Because as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone trolled.

"But mysterious man!" I hear you exclaim, "Surely membership in such an elite group requires naught but the highest credentials!"

Not true my fine friend! All you need is proof that you indeed have on your person the proper equipment.* Soon afterwards, you will be part of our ranks and worthy of the title The World's Best Sniper! Sign up today!

* The proper equipment being The Sydney Sleeper, The Razorback, and The Tribalman's Shiv