WE IZ SCRUBZORS

♥♥♥ in hando has opened my eyes, ladies and gentlemen. Gary and i have shared the same exact alien experience to A TEE. One night, in the middle of the night, sleeping, and then i heard glass crash. A brick was thrown threw it, OH NO, THIEVES! Little did we know, twas ALIENS. 40 aliens come inside and quick beat me up, beat my dog up, pee on me, then say snitches get stitches, steal my gamecube, and they ran off. They went into their volkswagen beatle, and drove to their ship, and flew away. Please, if you've had a gamecube stolen, it could be aliens. To be safe, please call 206-722-3000. Thank you, and remain safe from aliens.