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Long ago scientists had a ketchup fight in a lab. The ketchup landed in the flux capacitor and ended up shifting into an alternate dimmension. This proved that the cure for the deadly HIV ButtAIDS virus was infact the friction ketchup creates when rubbed between a fat chicks thighs.

If you believe this I applaud you. You are enlightened and enlightened is you.