Ours are the shovels that will pierce the heavens!

Welcome to all the new recruits. Praise the Shovel Goddess, in all her digging glory. As a general rule feel free to post all of your favorite things about the Shovel Goddess and talk to other members. The rest of this post will just be padding to make it seem more official so feel free to stop reading at any point. The first shovel ever found was a German artifact dated back to around 300 BC known as the Magna Shovel. The shovel was constructed of an unknown alloy stronger than any material currently known to man. It is assued that this was the work of the Shovel Goddess and her earliest known action until about 1200 AD. By this point I hope most people have given up on reading or never started, due to the size of this post, but if you still want more for some reason I shall deliver. Most recently the shovel Goddess expressed an interest in seeing a senior member cosplay as an anime character, she was denied this request, and so it has become the mission of the Shovel Goddess Army Recruits to right this wrong and Free the minds of those closest to her. Praise her name.