The Knights of the Not-so-round Table. A totally legitimate pseudo-Arthurian text-based rpg.

All of the island of Prydenland has been conquered by the Kingdom of Frêsland. All of the island? No. (Actually, none of it, they're just a threat because of their existence, and not even much of a threat.) A band of the noblest knights of all Prydenland - who are we kidding, those ♥♥♥♥♥ are the worst - have set out to fight the Frêsian king, Philip the Last, and restore Prydenland to the Prydish - or rather, to their own greedy hands.

First and foremost, Bogaius Maximus, not called the Usurper, rightful King of Prydenland; deposed the false, Frêsian King of Prydenland, Politicianus; as to marital status, see also Robert Baratheon
Secondly, Crystoff Âpyll, Prince of Notsowales, or Noncambria; totally not called the Maniac, or the Misanthrope; Royal Treasurer; cannot get a bride of his own status, so he takes peasant girls en masse (in his mind, anyway)
Thirdly, Tristan FitzWalter, Duke of Pornwall; originally from the Continent, and the most slothful of the Knights; master of all games that do not involve physical activity; forcibly married to Princess Eselt of Mireland
Fourthly, Piet MacMarcus, Chief of Clan Brayth of Pitland, a Clan who only bow to the Prydish so they would stop annoying them; mason; widowed after accidentally burning his wife alive
Fifthly, Anlaf the Bastard of Suthumbria, an Angular Saxon chieftain, led the Angular Saxons into peace with the Prydish, after horribly failing at war; the embodiment of failure; unknowingly married to his illegitimate half-sister Æthelwynn
Sixthly, Løkås Ørnesøn, a leader of raiding parties from Chuteland who settled in eastern Prydenland, now called the Chutelaw; master of many games and of shipbuilding; suffers from amnesia when the matter of his wife back in Chutland is addressed
Seventhly (though, strictly speaking, not part of the Knights),Oliver, Mayor of the Palace of the Empire of Francynland; master of strategy and intrigue, seeks to take over Frêsland to increase his power
Eighthly (again, not truly part of the Knights), Mattheus, called Fiachatorri ("slays debts"), a merchant from the distant land of Ydaly often found on the court of King Anguish of Mireland; married back in Ydaly