You may be wondering who is Edwaldo El Mano well in short terms he is God
He onced ripped off some guys penis and then stabed that guy with it like in assasins creed. He also can chop someones head off with a single swipe of his hand. When he takes off his glasses his eyes turn to lasers like cyclops from x-men. He uses the disabled toilets even though he is not disabled.
He makes chuck norris look like a ♥♥♥♥♥.
He once raped santa and all his elves at the same time