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SOMETIMES YOU CAN JUST WALK PAST A FEZ! NOPE, NOT TOO YOU OLD SUCKER OLD BOY! YOU PLAY THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME OUT THERE CALLED CALL OF DUTY WITH SOME GOOD GRAPHICS BUT ♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE! YOU CAN'T TAKE THE PANDORICA I HAVE 13 LIFES! WILLIAM HARTNELL! PATRICK TROUGHTON! JOHN PERTWEE! TOM BAKER! PAUL MCGANN! JOHN HURT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH THEIR TINY LITTLE SPACE SHIP STUFFING THEIR ASSES WITH YOUR TINY LITTLE RAGING FACE! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? GARY BARLOW! NOTHING BECAUSE IM THE DOCTOR IM 903 YEARS OLD I COME FROM THE PLANET GALLIFREY AND YOUR BUTT JUST GOT KICKED BY A 11 YEAR OLD!
(I'm not actually 11.)
Ahem.