To human excellence and the crushing of our foes...

This fraternity is the ultimate representation of mankind's most remarkable qualities - qualities wielded as outrageous weapons to terrify foes and fetching females alike into horrible submission. When we play, we play with vigor, with cunning, with cigars, and with brandy. The very mountains of the earth will tremble with our laughter and the aggregate genetic threads of all future human generations will be principally characterized by the potent potions of our love juice.

All who are daring and curious enough are welcome to be a component of this rare fraternity - that is of course if very specific and very secret prerequsites are met! Huzzah indeed!