Praise Gabe Newell.

Worship him as thine Lord, for he hath delivered us to the Promised Steam.

Secondary Gods now include:
-The Sun
-Vladimir Lenin
-Sanguine Deo
-Emperor Takei

More will be inducted later.










Please note: A total of FIVE orphan sacrafices are required for entrance into the church, thank you.

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