We are Swagtown

Hi all and thank you for nominating and electing Salad (me) player of the week it really means a lot to me that I become player of the week because im really good and i like games and i am also super epic game time swag time awesome time. For my party that you will all throw me without me asking i want rainbow sprinkle on vanilla cake with one slice of lemon cake (like imporster). I also want every one of you here to come up and give a tastefull mouth action to my balls (no biting). Licking, jiggling, poking, light slapping are all okay and even welcomed. I also want newt (nagawg) to dress up in cat ears and wrap himself in gift wrap with no clothes under it and say "your present is me" and then i can rip the gift wrap off and tie him to the ground and start paddling him in front of everyone else in swag town for being such a naughty naughty boy. Also i want pizza during my surprise party so make it at a pizza place. Again thank you for your overwhelming support towards me as player of the week (cause im super cool) thank you all1!!!!! love you (not gay).