As is tradition our monthly annoucement on who our most outstanding member is, is back after 2 years, last time my weewee was suck in a pencil sharpener for 2 years, well right after posting that member of the month I was kidnapped, that's right kidnapped. I was beaten and tied up and forced at gun point to play basketball by none other than the looney tunes. That's right I was space jammed. However, unlike MJ I'm not very good at basketball so we lost the game miserably. The looney tunes are all slaves in an amusement park. Anyway after 2 years I'm with the member of the month.

This years member of the month is.... me. Me. Im the one who had his sharpened off his weewee to do this ♥♥♥♥ two years ago and im the one who was forced to train the looney tunes for 2 years in basketball this year. You know the saying white men can't jump? yeah thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ true. None of you deserve it. Did any of you even bother to ask where I had been? No because you don't care. So guess what. Im the member of the month deal with it. ♥♥♥♥ you all you all suck dorp mowy or die. Lick my hairy cheeks try harder next time doofuses

Yeah so it’s been 2 years since the last member of the month. It only took me so long because my ♥♥♥♥ got stuck in my pencil sharpener which is screwed into the wall across the room from my computer. I was stranded there for 2 years. No food, no water, no lube. But it’s okay over time I have constantly been sharpening it until it was completely nonexistent! It was a long and painful process but I did it for you guys, I just couldn’t let a month go by without giving you guys your monthly fix of member of the month. So without further ado I’d like to congratulate April 2018’s Sunset Red Member of the Month!

Congratulations to FireBreathinDuck! A long time member and arguably robbed out of the first two member of the months by that scum bag, big nosed, slimy, soap wreaking ogre soldrz! Fire breathing duck laughs at my jokes in our group chat. Can any of you say the same? So because he appreciates good humor unlike you uncultured bastards he’s being rewarded. To those of you who haven’t won yet you should really step your game up, ya’ll trash.

Sorry this took so long you guys it was just so hard of a decision to decide who should win Sunset Red's Member of the month next

After a long time i would like to congraulate soldrz and exalted peach! Soldrz a true leader and proved his loyalty this winter by kicking a hole stright through his wall, Exalted peach just has a greasy forehead and i punched him in the head so they win! Better luck next month weenies!

Junes member of the month is Soldrz! Check out the discussion thread to learn more