Praise the Stools!

The Stools of Valhalla is a loyal cult that worships the Stool God. If you are a good Stool, you go to Stoolhalla. You gather with other Stools to sit, sit, and sit on other stools in the Great Halls. If you choose poorly, you go to Stoolheim, or the land of rotten Stools.

Information about the Stool race[en.wikipedia.org]
Information about the Stool religion[en.wikipedia.org]
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WAR!

15 August, 2014 - weloytty | 2 Comments

Dr Jaws fanclub is the type of blatent faggotry that cannot be allowed to continue to exist we have officially declared war(rules of engagement will soon follow).

Beware the Chair Menace!

23 September, 2013 - MrBuppo | 0 Comments

If someone does have a moment of their time to talk about Stools, watch out for chairs in their home! If you see one, you need to be prepared to exorcise it!

You will need:
1. Small Hand Saw or Fret Saw
2. Sand Paper (Preferably a Sanding Block)
3. Small container of Wood Polish

Locate the back rest of the demon chair. Grab your hand/fret saw and begin the cut right above the seat rest. Continue until the back rest is removed. Then, take your sanding block and smooth out what's left of the back rest so you have a nice, smooth place to rest your finely toned posterior. Take your wood polish and shine up the sanded wood. Make sure you request payment from the owner for saving them from a trip to Hell!