In the Name of The Giant Spaghetti monster AMEN

We are the Church of the giant Spaghetti monster. Over 4,000 years ago Jesus died for our sin's but did you know that the Spaghetti monster helped him? Yes when jesus was sadly nailed to the cross the Spaghetti monster used dark weeb magic to brng him back from the dead cause Jesus used all of his col power and had none left.