If you don't like Skyrim, get out...

You: "YES" Me: "OK, let's go!" You: "What?" Me: "JK" Yes, Skyrim is the first Elder Scrolls game to feature marriage. It's simple, find a spouse the game will let you marry, and marry her. My favorite thing to do is kill my wife, put her dead body on the bed, and drop a few bottles of ale and wine on the bed to avoid suspiscion... In the game, of course... What do you think... I'm a Serial Killer? I'm married?... Keep guessing...